ASTROLOGY OF COMPATIBILITY
ASTROLOGY OF JESSICA SIMPSON AND NICK LACHEY:
TOO MANY CHIRON CLASHES
TOO MANY JUNO LINKAGES
December 5, 2005
For a long time now, we have been explaining on this website that:
Because of the above, Magi Astrology has the following two essential rules for the Astrology of Love:
These two Magi Rules are so helpful they can save you from heartbreak. These two Magi Rules are so true that they are confirmed every week by the headlines in the tabloids.
Every single week as the tabloids hit the newsstands, their covers tell us about the personal lives of Celebrity Couples.
Every single week, the tabloids give us proof that Magi Astrology Really Works!
Here is the latest Celebrity Couple to prove Magi Astrology Really Works!
THE ASTROLOGY OF JESSICA SIMPSON AND NICK LACHEY
Ever since Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey were married live on a television reality show three years ago, the tabloids have devoted more attention to them during these three years than to any other couple. It seems that each and every month, they were breaking up and then making up.
In the last three years, they broke up, got back together, they broke up, got back together, they broke up, got back together, they broke up, got back together, they broke up, got back together, they broke up, got back together, they broke up, got back together, they broke up, got back together, they broke up, got back together, they broke up, got back together, they broke up, got back together.
We probably missed quite a few of their breakups and make-ups.
They are young, super sexual and in their sexual prime so we are sure when they made up they spent all night making love - could it be that they found making up so much fun they wanted to repeat it over and over?
Or could it be they simply are not meant for each other?
During the last three years since they married, every tabloid has given us tons of reason why they have had more breakups than Bill Clinton had affairs. Some of the reasons the tabloids gave for their breakups were: Nick cheated; Jessica cheated; Nick spent too much time on his career; Jessica was devoting too much time to her career; they did not love each other enough; they loved each other too much; they were too famous; they were not famous enough; they were too successful; they were not successful enough; they were too young; they were not with each other long enough; they were too bored of each other; they were too jealous of each other’s careers.
You know what is sort of funny? The tabloids never gave us a reason for all those times they got back together.
Could it be just sex, and lust being mistaken for love?
After three years of monthly breakup and reconciliation, on November 23, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey finally made it “official:” they jointly announced they were separating.
This has been one really TURBULENT marriage.
What are the real reasons for their turbulent marriage?
The answers are always in the stars and only Magi Astrology helps you to see these answers.
The ultra-turbulent marriage of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey is a perfect example that supports the following two important rules of Magi Astrology:
RULE OF EXCESSIVE CHIRON CLASHES: When a couple form too many Chiron Clashes, their relationship will be turbulent and will most likely end in Heartbreak.
RULE OF EXCESSIVE JUNO LINKAGES: When a couple form too many Juno Linkages, their relationship is built on illusions and unattainable dreams and will most likely end in Heartbreak.
Below is a CAC of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. The black planets represent the positions of the planets when Jessica was born and the red planets represent the positions of the planets when Nick was born
Jessica and Nick formed four bad Chiron Clashes.
Below is another CAC of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. As was the case with the last CAC, the black planets represent the positions of the planets when Jessica was born and the red planets represent the positions of the planets when Nick was born. But this time, the CAC includes both persons’ Juno and highlights their Juno Linkages.
As you can easily see from the above CAC, Jessica and Nick have Juno Linkages that form a very powerful and exact Grand Trine. But these are not ordinary Juno Linkages; their Juno Linkages are both formed with Sexual Planets (Mars and Juno are both Sexual Planets). Therefore, these are Super Sexual Juno Linkages.
So when we wrote that when Jessica and Nick were making up, they must have spent all night making love, we really should have said all day and all night, and all day and all night.
Nick and Jessica had one of the most turbulent three years in the history of Celebrity Couples. Magi Astrology tells us why. By utilizing the principles of Magi Astrology, we learn that Jessica and Nick were irresistibly attracted to each other sexually, and they thought they were also in love, but they were never actually in love.
Nick and Jessica were deceived into thinking lust was love because they had too many Juno Linkages. They had more Juno Linkages than Chiron Linkages.
They have only one Chiron Linkage: Chiron parallel Pluto. Their Juno Linkages are more powerful than their Chiron Linkage because they are more exact and because they form powerful Planetary Geometry. (A Grand Trine – what could be more powerful than that?)
CHIRON CLASHES IMPEDE DEVELOPMENT OF TRUE LOVE
When two persons form too many Chiron Clashes, it is difficult for them to develop true love for each other. What is “too many?” – too many is when there are more Chiron Clashes than Chiron Linkages.
Jessica and Nick form four Chiron Clashes, and they have just one Chiron Linkage.
Once again, Jessica and Nick have a problem and once again, Magi Astrology reveals to us what their problem is – they have too many Chiron Clashes. This means they are not soulmates. And it shows. Because soulmates do not break up every month.
MAGI ASTROLOGY REALLY WORKS!
Over and over, again and again, Magi Astrology proves itself. The personal lives of every celebrity can be used as a testament to the accuracy and usefulness of Magi Astrology. We have been able to use the consistent rules of Magi Astrology to explain Celebrity Lovers of years because Magi Astrology Really Works.
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